Cliche madness

One day I bought a mario 64 ds chartage off of ebay, then 2 weeks later it arrived!! then I put it in my 3ds and started to play, mario had hyper realistic blood and the lavander town music from pokemon started playing in reverse. then mario killed toad as hyper realistic blood spilled onto the castle then mario said: "I'm now mario.die" then I puked!! then I threw the chartage out the window and then the next day it was on my game shelf. then I pulled out a machine gun and shot but it wasn't damaged then I exploded!!! my friend was there then he moonwalked into room where micheal jackson was eating a plate of spaghetti, then roobloooox opaned and made my pc exploded!! the end (btw This is for a youtuber)